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on Thursday, 18 September 2008
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Why Poker Players Make Great Lovers

So, without further adieu - here are 10 Reasons Why Poker Players Make Great Lovers:

Poket 10's: They're stacked! 

 9. They can bluff a terrific orgasm!

 8. Some of them are very loose!

 7. Most know their way around 'the felt'!

 6. They can handle big piles of chips!

 5. Any player who knows the flip & twirl chip trick has to be pretty good with their fingers!

 4. A poker face is so much better than that I'm-about-to-Release-Face most people make! 

 3. When a poker player is online, they're usually just playing poker!

 2. They can go for hours and hours without stopping!

And the number #1 reason why poker players make great lovers:

 1. They're not afraid to go all-in all the time!

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